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Doug's
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"the big dozen (by precedential decree)"
Required Credentials
to run for
President of USA

Your curriculum vitae must have at least these notable experiences:

  1. Proven liberal.
  2. Proven liar.
  3. Proven adulterer.
  4. Proven traitor.
  5. Proven philanderer.
  6. Proven pothead.
  7. Alleged cokehead.
  8. Alleged sociopath.
  9. Alleged rapist.
  10. Alleged murderer.
  11. Alleged vector of VD.
  12. Alleged communist.

Guess that means we can have no more presidents, eh?

What percentage of US citizens have such an exclusive c.v.?

We better start right now trying to find people with these
awesome credentials! Where could we start our search?
Hmmm...maybe federal prisons?

Any ideas?

As for USA's first lady hmmm...this gets even more
difficult. Only Earth's smartest woman would live with
a man of such astounding credentials.

J

Doug.

3Sep1999
Rev. 22Nov1999 PDR


To contact Quantonics write to or call:

Doug Renselle
Quantonics, Inc.
484 East Carmel Drive, #353
Carmel, INdiana 46032-2812
USA
1-317-THOUGHT

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